On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me – a gallon of raw milk with campylobacter;
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me – two potpies in a microwave;
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me – three bottles of melamine baby formula;
On the forth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – four jars of salmonella peanut butter;
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – five cans bulging with botulism;
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – six bags of E. coli spinach from Salinas;
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – seven Canadian hams with listeria;
On the eights day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eight mercury poisoned tuna;
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – nine pounds of Nebraska Beef hamburger;
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – ten children dying;
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eleven bureaucrats doing nothing:
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – twelve lobbyists dancing.