I have been called a lot of things (even I would not publish them on my own blog), but “Toxic Avenger” is a new one.  You need to pick up the latest WIRED Magazine to read it, but here is a teaser photograph:

I’m thinking about getting a costume like the guy in the movie “Kickass.”  Given that our government is seemingly less capable of protecting us from poisoned food, perhaps it is now a job for the “Toxic Avenger.”