Bloomberg’s Stephanie Armour got the best quote ever in her article “Cantaloupe Deaths Point to Toilet-Paper Quality Inspections” about third-party audits:

“You can make these audits useful by writing them on toilet paper. Then someone would at least use them,” said Mansour Samadpour, president of Lake Forest Park, Washington-based IEH Laboratories and Consulting Group, a food-safety consulting firm, in an interview. “They’re worthless. They give a false sense of security.”

Empty_Toilet_Paper_Roll.jpgThe full article should be online soon.