May 2011

zuck2main-420x0.jpgMark Zuckerberg, you clearly have too much time on your hands.  According to AOL News, Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook founder, has started slaughtering his own food, including slicing the throat of a goat with a knife, as part of a sustainable living project. Here is part of the rest of the story:

The 27-year-old billionaire

Felice Freyer of DeFuco’s Salmonella fame, may well have written the best opening sentence in a food poisoning case ever:

“Uncle Sushi and Grill in Cranston has shut down after health inspectors found mouse droppings and evidence that a baby’s diapers were being changed in the kitchen, among other violations.”

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image-218030-thumb-cikl.jpgGerman officials suspect cucumbers from Spain are the source of a massive enterohemorrhagic Escherichia coli (EHEC) outbreak that has hit the northern parts of the country. According to the Robert Koch Institute (RKI), so far 214 patients have developed hemolytic-uremic syndrome (HUS), a potentially deadly complication of an EHEC infection, characterized by a destruction

I received an email today from one of my many “fans” suggesting that it might well be a good idea to export me to some hot, dark location.  I think the actual language was “Marler, go to hell!”   It was unclear if it came from one of the hundreds of big companies that I have